we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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