I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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