matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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