You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Houston, we have a blender
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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