I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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