I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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