Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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