I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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