found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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