You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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