problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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