Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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