i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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i've created a new STD.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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