is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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