im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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