last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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