Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize