I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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