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In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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