I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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