Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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