I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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