Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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