the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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