He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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