What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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