if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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