How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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