Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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