Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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