uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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