Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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