Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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