am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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