Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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