yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Send help, water and tortillas.
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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