dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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