You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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