Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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