her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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