I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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