New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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