thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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