i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Randomize