Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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