Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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