It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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