Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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