My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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