I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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